Another Punch in the Gut for Organized Crime
By Peter Armstrong, Liberty Tree News Bureau
October 18th 2001 3:22pm EST
Baldheaded, but not slick enough, moments before the raid
A local hoodlum and criminal yesterday found out that after a lifetime of
fast living, "bling and bitches" (platinum jewelry and loose women), crime
really does not pay, after he was sent down for a long time, with no option
of parole. MORE
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Elderly Asian Man Held
After Failing to Satisfy Immigration
Liberty Tree News Bureau
October 18th 2001 4:30pm EST
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Amy Salzburg
Strange, old Asian man.
The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked
immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to
satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the country. MORE
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Have You Seen This Woman?
Liberty Tree News Bureau
October 18th 2001 3:20pm EST
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Kelly Sue DeConnick
Have YOU seen her?
FBI sources claim a well-known female bank robber and stick up merchant may
now be operating in the Liberty City area. The picture above is of a
mysterious and very dangerous female, police believe to be connected to a
number of bank robberies in the southwest over the past three years. MORE
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Liberty Tree Wins Award.
No New Information.
Liberty Tree News Bureau
October 18th 2001 2:10pm EST
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Adam Tedman
The Liberty tree has been rightly rewarded again for our standards of
excellence and commitment to delivering a quality newspaper to your door
every day. MORE
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DOG BAN UPHELD
Liberty Tree News Bureau
October 18th 2001 1:00pm EST
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Gregory Lau
If there's one thing you'll never see fouling the streets of Liberty City,
it's a dog. The city council have voted overwhelmingly to uphold the ban on
dog ownership in our city. MORE
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